What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Vera Rubin quarter coin released by US Mint - BBC Sky at Night Magazine

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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Google's Veo 3 AI video generator is unlike anything you've ever seen. The world isn't ready. - Mashable

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Seven years later, Nintendo fans beat Switch game even the devs didn’t - Polygon

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Meloni’s coalition taunts left from the beach as low voter turnout scuppers referendum - politico.eu

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Veritatis voluptatem autem enim similique quo quasi magnam tempora.

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

iOS 26 Could Bring Sleep Detection, Camera Controls, and New Gestures to AirPods - MacRumors

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Why is crypto crashing today? ‘You have absolutely no idea what you own’ - AMBCrypto

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Make Nazis afraid again!

I supercharged Google search with a three-key shortcut with custom results - Android Police

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.